What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Is it okay to pay 12,000 SEK for rent 67m² furnished house for 2 people in Jönköping, Sweden? It also includes electricity, internet, heating, and water expenses.

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

This is a real question: Why do a lot of men/boys hate (yes, hate) women that voice their criteria in choosing a partner? Even when the criteria is sane and responsible. Besides it being, sadly, an effective mating strategy, why does it exist?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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Octopussy

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why are there no fossils for the 'missing link' that connects our ancestors with other species? Is this a misconception or is there another explanation?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What makes females believe or think abortions are part of a woman’s rights?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

What type of fish is best for fish tacos?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How short is too short for a skirt?